CloudVII I'm A Cat, A wolf, And Ruler of Darkness.
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| Subject: Funny movie quotes. Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:55 pm | |
| Alrighty, here's the overview of this topic. Post a quote from a movie you thought was funny, if there is any cussing censor it, also probably some spoilers here and there in the topic. - Quote :
Jedediah: Fire up the iron horse, boys. Larry: Hey, blondie! Jedediah: Names Jedediah. Larry: Jedediah, stop the train, please! Jedediah: No can do, crackerjack. Larry: Whats going on here? Jedediah: Somebodys got to pay. Larry: Pay for what? Jedediah: I don't know, just pay! Now stop whining and take it like a man! Larry: Seriously, stop the train! Jedediah: Alright, stop the train. Larry: Thank you. Jedediah: NOW FULL SPEED AHEAD AND RAM HIM! SPLIT HIS HEAD LIKE A WATERMELON! Larry: [Train hits Larry] Ooh! Ow... Jedediah: Oh, for crying out loud! - Larry: You're an old man, I don't want to fight you. [Gus punches Larry in the face] - Jedediah: I told you, I don't like to be manhandled! Larry: No, I will manhandle you, Jedediah! Now listen, guys, what is your problem, huh? Why can't you just get along? Jedediah: Look, we're men. We fight, okay? That's what we do! Octavius: Its kinda how we pass the time. Jedediah: No problemo, Gigantor. Larry: Um, my names Larry, first of all okay, Jed? See I call you Jed, I don't call you tiny. Jedediah: What's that supposed to mean? Larry: Hey teeny, how does that sound? Jedediah: I... I don't like it. It hurts my feelings. Larry: Okay, well Gigantor makes me sound like a freak. Octavius: I don't. I just call you Larry. Larry: Don't be a kiss-*ss. - Teddy Roosevelt: [after seeing Larry slapping Dexter] Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey? - Easter Island Head: Hey! Dum-dum! Larry: Yes? Easter Island Head: You give me gum-gum! Larry: I give you gum-gum? Easter Island Head: You new Dum-dum. You give me gum-gum. Larry: Gee, okay, you know what? I have no gum-gum. Sorry. And my name isn't Dum-dum. My name's Larry. Easter Island Head: No, your name Dum-dum. [People screaming] Easter Island Head: Oh, you in trouble, Dum-dum. You'd better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun. [Larry runs as Attila and his gang are chasing him] Easter Island Head: See you later, Dum-dum! - Larry: [on his second night at the museum] Morning, dum-dum. Easter Island Head: Me no dum-dum. You dum-dum. You bring me gum-gum? Larry: Yes I did, fathead. [holds up a handful of gum] Larry: Lots and lots of gum-gum. Easter Island Head: Mmm! - Gus: He looks like a weirdy! - [about Sacajawea] Larry: Was she deaf? She seems a bit unresponsive. Rebecca: That's because she's a statue... - Teddy Roosevelt: [Monkey slaps Larry on the head, Larry retaliates] Lawrence, who's evolved? Larry: [looks up at Dexter] Hey, Dex, so, look. No hard feelings, all right? Teddy Roosevelt: [Dexter slaps Larry in the forehead and Larry raises his clipboard to hit him] Lawrence! Larry: You saw - you saw what he did just then... Teddy Roosevelt: [interupting him] Who's evolved? Larry: I am. Teddy Roosevelt: Who's evolved? Larry: I am! - Gus: Listen up, Lunch Box! Gus: Do you want the job or not, snack shack? - Larry: [speaking to Civil War diorama figures] Civil war dudes... You guys are brothers for G*d's sake... You gotta stop fighting... North wins... Slavery is bad... Sorry... Don't want to burst your bubble but South you guys get Allman Brothers... [hesitates] Larry: ...and... Nascar. So just chill! - Larry: [showing lighter to cavemen] Hey guys? Quest for fire, over. - [Jed and Octavius are popping Cecil's tires, and they are about to be blown away] Octavius: Go! Save yourself! Jedediah: [holding on to Octavius] I ain't quittin' you! - Larry: Moose! I told you, you're not going to fit through with those antlers! So you and your caribou buddies have to go around back. - Larry: Ah yes, he was our fourth president, right? Rebecca: Twenty-sixth - Jedadiah: I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgum eye. [gun clicks empty] Larry: Yeah. Keep shootin'. Nothing's gonna happen. Jedadiah: Now you know my shame. Jedediah's impotent rage. His guns don't fire. Take me away. - Jedediah: Whoa whoa whoa, Octavius ! What are you doing, this here giant's on our land! - Sacajawea: [Trying to track Cecil and examining the tire tracks in the snow] He went east, but he lost control and crashed Larry: You're amazing! How can you tell that? Sacajawea: [Points behind them where the van has crashed into the wall behind the dumpster] - Larry: I'm trusting you guys, and if you don't do what I say you'll end up like your buddies in the Mayan world over there, locked up. Do they look happy? [Shows a display with bars across it] Jedediah: [Shakes head] No. They look sad. - Larry: Listen, Octavus, you gotta stop that! Octavius: It's "Octavius", Mary. - Larry: Debbie - can I call you Debbie? When I entered this office I thought I felt a connection. Debbie: I didn't feel a connection. - Gus: Instructions; you start with 1... 2... 3... Larry: 4? Gus: Are you cracking wise? I oughta punch you in the nose Hopscotch - Taxi Driver: Now who they gon' get to clean up all that doo-doo? - Reginald: [while trying to escape, Reginald is found by Christopher Columbus and the Neanderthals] Reginald: Alright, boys. We can do this the easy way, Reginald: [holds his cane in a threatening manner] Reginald: or the hard way. Christopher Columbus: [Columbus brandishes his sword and the Neanderthals raise their giant bones] Reginald: [scared] So, it's gonna be the hard way? Christopher Columbus: [In Italian] E' tutto finito. - Teddy Roosevelt: [after being cut in half by a stagecoach] Oh. That's problematic. - Larry: All right! Let's do this, people! And... animals! And... weird faceless puppet creatures! Jedediah: Wait, no. I ain't working with Toga Boy. Octavius: Romans work alone. [Jedediah hits him on his foot with his rifle] Octavius: OW! Jedediah: Don't be a baby, that didn't hurt. Octavius: [while hopping on one foot] Yes it did! Jedediah: No it didn't! Come on! Octavius: [hits Jedediah's behind with his sword] Jedediah: Ow! That was MUCH harder! - Larry: I'm not a giant. You guys are just really little. Octavius: We may be small but our hearts are LARGE... metaphorically speaking. - Easter Island Head: [shouts] Quiiiiieeeeeeettttt! [silence] Easter Island Head: My dum-dum wants to speak. From Night at the museum 1 | |
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Amy45 Deku
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| Subject: Re: Funny movie quotes. Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:50 pm | |
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Midna-Twilight The Great Role play leaders
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| Subject: Re: Funny movie quotes. Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:37 pm | |
| I would quote something from Austin Powers but I'd prefer not burn out your eyes. Instead I'll quote something from an easier to tolerate movie on this site. Beware- - Quote :
- *waves a stick near Bella with a worm on it* Look, Bella, It's a worm! It's a worm!
I'll find a funnier one later. | |
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Sarah11 Goron
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| Subject: Re: Funny movie quotes. Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:58 pm | |
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