Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer (Zelda Edition)

Cause she's ugly!


Why does link ride Epona?

cuz it's a fishy.

why is Link's mortal enemy a Christmas dinner?

Cause link likes pork chops!

Why does marin have to be a dream?

because Sheik's hot beyond hot. (i can do this ALL day)


why can Zelda only change into Sheik in the later games?

Here's an orange eat it.




Why does link not talk?

I ripped his tongue out.



Why is Navi so annoying?

because there's a cat in the well.

why are there two boomerangs?

cause link wanted a rupee

Why does link not read star wars?

cause he likes dungeons and dragons.

why are there Flippers in medeival India?

Cause there is a dang annoying princess.

Why does lnik not have a mom or dad?

because they died.

You didn't ask a question.

Why did they die?

yeah i know. can't really do that with people i know who i don't really like being four feet from me. doesn't look good for me.

they wer killed by a Graveyard Duck. =D

why is the game set in freaking INDIA?

i mean yeah its a nice place but why india?

Please ask later.


Why does link have a hat when he should have s MVB devastator gun?

lol

because hats are da BOMB.


why is it that the fate of humanity always rests in the hands of some stupid kid?

(the stupid kid in this case being Link)

Cause he likes cartoons!


Why is zelda so cool looking even though I want to kill her?

because she's HAWT.

why does ganon have a scepter?

Dracula9 wrote:

because she's HAWT.

T_T*Blows Zelda's body to bits.*

Dracula9 wrote:

why does ganon have a scepter?

Cause Of Flurp wanting a GBA

NOOOOOOOO! ZELDA!!!

oh well at least i have zero suit samus =D

why did you not ask a question, like this:

why does link have pink hair?

Ganon (Not Me) dyed it when he was asleep.


Why doesn't Link use a gun instead of a longbow?

Cause Master chief said so.

Why does Hyrule get flooded.

because the Gorons say Brother too much.

WHY do they say Brother too much?

Cause they all brothers =D

Why does link not pay some rupees for internet.

cuz dah internetz is free in iran.

why the master supossed to awake once and then go back to sleep forever but link pulls it out every time?

Cause link da masta!

Why is link not signed up on here?